June 2012
May 2012
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
oops
more like 2.5 hours a day
more like 2.5 hours an hour
more like what the fuck is sleep and there should be more hours in the day for tumblr
you wake up
then you cry for fifteen minutes.
burdened-with-glorious-purpose:
“As I Walked Out One Evening” by W.H. Auden
Read by Tom Hiddleston.
I just sat here open-mouthed for like 10 minutes before I mustered enough can to reblog this. I know what it is like to be unmade.
He needs to stop reading. His voice was made for that, damn it. Why can’t a professor possess such voice? Subjects would make sense!!!
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Gifs from captainharvey.tumblr.com/
LMAO
Almost choked on a grape at this omfg.
laughed way too hard not to reblog
guys okay
so my grandma is a little off her hinges
and she likes to tell this joke every time she visits for a holiday or something.
but its the same joke every time
and she just seriously laughs so hard she has to lean on chairs and walls for support and just looses the ability to even LIKE…
